Law school kids are ridiculous. So I'm sitting in the library, as a third year i've tried to study at home or anywhere but the library as much as I possible can but today didn't work out. So I'm in the back corner. This is where I studied for finals all last semester and where I wrote my paper, i was here a lot. Now most of the desks along the wall all face the same direction like this:

But there are about four groups of seats where the chairs are back to back and it makes a little study area, kinda fun for friends to study closer to each other cause your chairs are pretty much hitting each other, it's close for two people. See image below:

So the back area where I'm sitting is like this. And there are lots of empty seats all around! LOTS

see!
Suddenly i hear a rollie suitcase/backpack coming up and this girl walks to my cubby area and starts setting up in the chair behind me. She has to do a three point turn with her book wheelchair to get around my chair, has to skirt around my backpack and is getting out her food and unloading her computer. She's pretty much sitting in my lap eating smelly food. She also pretended like she didn't see me which I must give her props cause that is a bold task to attempt. So I decided to address the situation outloud even though the rest of the library is silent:
Me: "What are you doing?"
First Year Over Achiever: "Oh! do you mind if I sit here?"
Funny, i guess i startled her cause she said it like she just realized i was there.
So I start packing up my stuff cause there's no way i can focus when she's breathing down my neck.
Me: "you're really going to sit right there?"
1LOA: "This is where I always sit, I guess I'm just a creature of habit."
Apparently we have assigned seats now in the library and it's based on first come first nerd first served basis. But remember that I was the nerd that camped out here all last semester and the 2 years before that, who does she think she is? I feel like I need to initiate some freshmen in high school that think they own the place. But I'm so dumbfounded by the fact that she's really going to sit there, that she thinks this is her seat, I was speechless.
Me: "Wow... You are ridiculous."
Now the 1L pulls the sweet card and pretends like she would really move,
1LOA: "I don't have to sit here if you don't want me to"
This offer was about as good as someone offering to pay when they forgot their wallet. Plus i'm already moved to the next chair away.
Me: "I can't study with someone sitting that close to me"
She really asked if I didn't want her to sit there. Of course I don't want you to! I hate you. And really... what is going on? there are so many seats everywhere and this is a library not your personal office and being lame isn't going to get you good grades, and neither is a rollie bag!
Here she is! shhh she's studying in her SPOT!

I think I need to start coming to the library more often just to get crazy and throw off this 'creature of habit'